Please, enjoy this seasonal poem.
Look, young child, it is the time for Christmas cheer
Jump for joy, for the arrival of Saint Nicholas, and his gang of reindeer
Let the Christmas music permeate through the air
Gloria in excelsis, Christ the lord, with long-flowing hair
And the stores are open, for hours of fun
HOLY JESUS, TWO IPHONES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE?!?!